I hate life.

Why do I hate life? Is it because I have no friends?

Nope. Got more friends than I need.

Is it because of my non-existent love life?

Nope. Being single rocks.

Is it because I'll never have a decent job because I'm a talent-less English major?

Nope. I'll just mooch off my parents until they die then I'll find some other way to mooch.

Is it because I'm a sickly wuss that can't breath without coughing or sneezing?

Nope. Being sick makes me inelidgible for being drafted and getting killed in a 3rd world country.

I hate life because Best Buy was sold out of the first Noir DVD on Tuesday. DAMN YOU BEST BUY! I had to settle for the latest GTO DVD! DAMN YOU TO HELL! And now since I've found the DVD at Gamestop I don't have the cash to buy it. I wanna go kill someone now. Heeheehee...

And I can't forget the obligatory L5R plug. Scorpions + Ratlings = AWESOME! Squeaksqueak!
- posted by Chad @ 2/21/2003 10:02:00 PM